#1. White People In Distress.
Due to recent advancements within the increasingly popular black community, one can witness certain situations that intrigue, shock and satisfy the black urge to see someone white having trouble with anything. With whites moving in to impoverished communities to exercise their love of “knowing whats best for poor people”(stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com) one can often spot them in “urban wards” with a look of bewilderment because among other things, there isn’t a whole-foods in close proximity.
It really doesn’t matter what it is as long as it apparently frustrating the said white person.
Black Girl1: Look that white ladies very expensive umbrella seems to be flapping uncontrollably due to these harsh winds. (they are in Chicago, of course.)
Black Girl2: She seems very frustrated…( said in a tone of acute delightfulness)
White Lady: Ughhhh…damn umbrella…How frustrating…I’m moving to canada!
Black Girl1: wow! I guess there’s a first time for everything.
